Monday, August 29, 2011

2+2=5



I believe 2+2=5.

I can’t prove that 2+2=5.

You just have to believe 2+2=5.

2+2=5 transcends naturalist and scientific explanations.

You have to accept 2+2=5 on faith.

I can feel 2+2=5 at work in my life.

I have the right to believe whatever I want.

2+2=5 is everywhere, if you care to look.

Schools that do not teach 2+2=5 should be required to teach the controversy.

There are those who deny 2+2=5.

If they would only accept 2+2=5 they would see the truth of 2+2=5.

You too should believe 2+2=5.

2+2=5 is the foundation of morality and knowledge.

That which contradicts 2+2=5 is necessarily wrong.

We need to get this country back to 2+2=5 values.

It is the lack of 2+2=5 values that is undermining what makes this country great.

It is rude and contemptible to openly question 2+2=5.

As I believe 2+2=5 I will take it as a personal attack if anyone questions 2+2=5.

2+2=5 is the light and the way.

To claim 2+2 does not =5 is blasphemy.

Blasphemers are poisoned wells.


12 comments:

  1. Absolutely beautiful....

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  2. 1 x 8 + 1 = 9
    12 x 8 + 2 = 98
    123 x 8 + 3 = 987
    1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
    12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
    123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
    1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
    12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
    123456789 x 8 + 9 = 98765432

    Otro

    1 x 9 + 2 = 11
    12 x 9 + 3 = 111
    123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
    1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
    12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
    123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
    1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
    12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
    123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

    Otro mas

    9 x 9 + 7 = 88
    98 x 9 + 6 = 888
    987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
    9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
    98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
    987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
    9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
    98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

    Miren esta simetria:

    1 x 1 = 1
    11 x 11 = 121
    111 x 111 = 12321
    1111 x 1111 = 1234321
    11111 x 11111 = 123454321
    111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
    1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
    11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
    111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321
    ;-)

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  4. "Prove to me that God exists" said the atheist.
    "Prove to me that water exists" said the fish.

    btw: "2+2=5 transcends naturalist and scientific explanations" Indeed it does. It is a mathematical explanation, not a naturalist or a scientific explanation. A false explanation, but still...

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    1. are you saying science and math do not mix?

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  5. Decent point. Perhaps I should edit it to "2+2=5 transcends naturalist, scientific and mathematical explanations." I just don't recall anyone ever suggesting "God transcends mathematical explanation." Hmm, maybe edit in "... logical explanations."

    But the question of what the sum of 2 and 2 is can be tested empirically in the natural world with material examples. While nature and science may not eliminate the problem of induction regarding 2 +2, they do a reasonable job of demonstrating consistent outcomes.

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  6. Jake's book premise looks interesting. Maybe I'm just a sucker for time travel fiction. check it out at Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Einstein-Pool-iGod-Book-ebook/dp/B00O81AOCQ/

    This ' "Prove to me that water exists" said the fish. ' is kind of insulting. If a fish could talk, conceptualize water and presumably think abstractly it should be child's play to prove the existence of water, assuming it is possible to prove the existence of anything.

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